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#taylorswift reaches for #calvinharris at #cochella #celestebarber reaches for #wine on school holidays. Our lives run parallel. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #cochella

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 21, 2016 at 1:59pm PDT

Space suits, ski jackets and #spanx#celestechallengeaccepted #celesteapiwedding #alessandraambrosio #funny #whohaha

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 21, 2016 at 2:05am PDT

#nationallookalikeday #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #caradelevingne #katemoss #whohaha

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 20, 2016 at 3:20pm PDT

Us Aussies know how to keep it nice. Am I right @rubyrose @yaelstone @liamhemsworth @rebelwilson #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #rubyrose #tattoo

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 19, 2016 at 2:09pm PDT

Forgetting to take my makeup off before going to bed in my million dollar mansion is so embarrassing that I need to document it with a selfie. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #kimkardashian #krisjenner #joycebonelli #whohaha

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 20, 2016 at 12:34am PDT

Happy birthday #mirandakerr fry it all up and take a photo pretending to eat it, it's your day do what you want. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 20, 2016 at 2:04pm PDT

Lensless glasses. ✅ Matching overpriced lingerie. ✅ Love in your heart. ✅ Absurd amount of cash in back pocket ✅ Kiss selfie to show you care. ✅ #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #khloekardashian #joycebonelli #krisjenner

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 19, 2016 at 1:28am PDT

Happy birthday #kourtneykardashian may your day be filled with post workout selfies and tutorials on how to eat a #kitkat #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #kourtneykardashian #birthday

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 18, 2016 at 2:43pm PDT

#bellahadid and I like to drink wine then pretend we are cats. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #bellahadid #whohaha

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 17, 2016 at 3:44pm PDT

Privileged people only travel in style. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #whohaha @whohaha

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 16, 2016 at 3:19pm PDT

'Babe, do you know where my Harry Potter book is?' #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #blacchyna #robkardashian #funny #joycebonelli

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 17, 2016 at 12:51am PDT

500K🎉 you guys make me want to hang my head out a window and scream!#celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #jessicasimpson #whohaha

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 17, 2016 at 2:41pm PDT

Sit on a basketball with no pants on, they said. It will be sexy, they said. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #terryrichardson

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 15, 2016 at 2:38pm PDT

This is a photo I'm recreating of @kourtneykardash. I'm pretty sure we are promoting talent, strength and women's empowerment. Not just sex, as I originally thought. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #kourtneykardashian #funny #whohaha

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 14, 2016 at 1:08am PDT

Icons. Inspirations. Role models. Pioneers. Wankers. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #kendalljenner #kyliejenner #funny #sisters

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 15, 2016 at 12:47am PDT

Note to self- try to bend oneself into a pretzel BEFORE devouring butter chicken. #celestechallengeaccepted #mirandakerr #celestebarber #funny

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 13, 2016 at 1:17am PDT

#throwback to when #gigihadid and I were so hot🔥 in our bathroom selfie we blew a friggin fuse. #celestechallengeaccepted #gigi #funny #celestebarber

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 12, 2016 at 2:23pm PDT

I think this makes me brave or drunk. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #kourtneykardashian #joycebonelli

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 11, 2016 at 2:29pm PDT

H E L P! #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #rubyrose #funny

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 11, 2016 at 2:52am PDT

Not only is it good for you it tastes AMAZING!* Tap for sound. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #greenjuice #EXPLICIT *a bag of green dicks.

A video posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 10, 2016 at 3:15pm PDT

Where the hell is my #uber? #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #jessiej #isthatjessiej #funny

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 10, 2016 at 12:33am PDT

Remember when bathrooms were used to crap in? #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #justinbieber Spot the dummy.

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 7, 2016 at 2:19pm PDT

I love my glam squad. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #kyliejenner #joycebonelli #robscheppy

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 9, 2016 at 1:12pm PDT

Real love is perfect, flawless, acrobatic, stylised, timed and photogenic. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #gigihadid #zayn #mariotestino #hothusband

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 7, 2016 at 12:17am PDT

S P O I L E R A L E R T- I'm on the right. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #fitspo

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 6, 2016 at 1:33pm PDT

Dear #hothusband, stop acting like you don't LOVE it. #celestechallengeaccepted #calumbest #funny Thanks for the #challenge @carlamclayxo

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 6, 2016 at 12:35am PDT

Remember to believe in your dreams. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #celestebarber #beyonce

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 5, 2016 at 12:55pm PDT

Holding it all together. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #sia #celestebarber #maddieziegler

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 4, 2016 at 1:15pm PDT

It's important for ALL women, especially us mothers to take the time to cleanse and invigorate our skin. We all have the time if we really want it. TAP FOR SOUND. @mirandakerr #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #mirandakerr

A video posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Apr 4, 2016 at 12:46am PDT

Don't you hate it when your doing your nails in and you get a CRAMP!?!? #celestechallengeaccepted #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #victoriabeckham

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 31, 2016 at 2:32pm PDT

#tbt just a subtle look for the parent teacher interviews. #celestechallengeaccepted #kyliejenner #joycebonelli #funny #celestebarber

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 30, 2016 at 1:07pm PDT

Being a model is harder than you think, trust me. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #bellahadid #celestebarber #joycebonelli

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 29, 2016 at 11:58pm PDT

Hiking and twerking, obviously. #celestechallengeaccepted #nickiminaj #funny #celestebarber

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 28, 2016 at 11:22pm PDT

Happy birthday @ladygaga. Thank you for inspiring my 'school drop off' outfits. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #ladygaga #hbd

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 28, 2016 at 1:55pm PDT

There were no stars big enough so I had to use a dinner plate. Happy Easter #mileycyrus #celestebarber #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #easter #mileycyrus #mileycyrus #mileycyrus @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 25, 2016 at 11:40pm PDT

Fuck you gravity. #celestechallengeaccepted #saraunderwood #funny #gravity #playboy #playmate

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 27, 2016 at 1:20pm PDT

Setting up a @gofundme account to buy @chrissyteigen a bed. Pushing two chairs together to lie down is BULLSHIT. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #chrissyteigen #funny @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 24, 2016 at 2:07pm PDT

Easter Long weekend!!!! Take off your pants, sit on the sink and drink some shit. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #pixielott #funny #easter @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 23, 2016 at 11:38pm PDT

Happy #nationalpuppyday from @rubyrose ,her sweet dog, me and whatever the fuck that is mauling my face. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #rubyrose @rubyrose @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 23, 2016 at 1:22pm PDT

When one straw is NEVER enough. Tag @selenagomez #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #selenagomez @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 23, 2016 at 12:44pm PDT

Bums. Balls. Boobs. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #amberrose @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 22, 2016 at 11:10pm PDT

Hitting the shops hard. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #piamia #celestebarber

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 21, 2016 at 1:01pm PDT

Im@so relaxed you guys. #celestechallengeaccepted #joycebonelli #funny #celestebarber @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 21, 2016 at 11:09pm PDT

L-Before R-After. You can achieve your goals if you stay focused. 🍕#celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #rosiehuntingtonwhiteley @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 22, 2016 at 10:59am PDT

Just chillin in the sink in a jumper, and some lippy. #celestechallengeaccepted #teamshayk #funny #chillin @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 21, 2016 at 1:12am PDT

Your #firstdancetogether as a married couple is such a beautiful occasion its a time to hold each other and move to the rhythm of your favourite song infront of the people you love. It is also a time to throw your fucking back into some of your best moves and prove that even though you are married you are still banging! #celestechallengeaccepted @portiaderossi @theellenshow @that88username #funny #celebritywedding #love #equality #ilovemyhusband @kurtsned

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 20, 2016 at 1:43am PDT

Fancy #detoxtea = rich girl speak for laxative. Tomorrow mornings going to be interesting. 💩#celestechallengeaccepted #funny #joycebonelli #new @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 16, 2016 at 1:25am PDT

This was my #hothusbands idea. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #jessicasimpson #funny @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 20, 2016 at 1:28am PDT

Class. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #hothusband #kimkardashian #yeezy @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 14, 2016 at 3:34am PDT

Beauty comes from within, guys. Share the love tag a friend. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #sofiavergara @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 12, 2016 at 2:17pm PST

My #hothusband is a lucky luck man. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #kaleycuoco

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 10, 2016 at 1:11pm PST

WAKE THE FUCK UP KIMMY ITS #internationalwomensday #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #kimkardashian @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 7, 2016 at 3:46pm PST

Art. Bitches. #celestechallengeaccepted #rachelzoe #pfw

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 10, 2016 at 12:40am PST

It's international book day!!🎉 ( somewhere in the world). Grab your glasses, pop out the lenses, get a picture book, fix the lighting, get the angle right and make sure the world knows you are reading a book! 🤓#celestechallengeaccepted #worldbookday #funny #mirandakerr

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 3, 2016 at 12:58pm PST

2hr gym sessions are nearly as fun as daily 'who gives a shit' workshops. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #khloekardashian #gunnar #joycebonelli @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 2, 2016 at 11:21pm PST

Rich cat lady V tired mum thinking animal is her child. . #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #taylorswift

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 5, 2016 at 11:26pm PST

#TBT Only one ass could fit in the bottom pic. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #ass #mirandakerr

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 2, 2016 at 1:27pm PST

Happy birthday #justinbieber may you enjoy your cake so much that you lick the knife. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #birthday

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Mar 1, 2016 at 11:34am PST

Have kids, they say. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #kimkardashian #northwest #parenting

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 29, 2016 at 12:39pm PST

I keep falling over. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #mirandakerr

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 26, 2016 at 11:03pm PST

I'm so relaxed you guys. And smart. Totally smart. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #emrata @zooeydeschanel

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 28, 2016 at 12:28am PST

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #mileycyrus

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 28, 2016 at 12:07pm PST

Getting ready for the weekend. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #gigihadid

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 25, 2016 at 5:26pm PST

#TBT pull your hair. Put on a full length jacket ( if budget allows ) fall in the water #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #beyonce

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 24, 2016 at 1:11pm PST

'Everybody's looking at my tight pants'. 🎤 #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #amberrose #jimmyfallon #tightpabts

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 24, 2016 at 1:30am PST

Hygiene is big business. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #parishilton

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 22, 2016 at 1:04pm PST

The basic workout attire. Thanks @Nike for NOTHING. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #nike #kyliejenner

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 23, 2016 at 12:10pm PST

@ladygaga and I progressing nicely at paddle board yoga. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #ladygaga #yoga

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 19, 2016 at 1:01pm PST

#fbf some people get paid a fuck tonne of money to promote things others spend money to eat them. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #mirandakerr

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 18, 2016 at 12:34pm PST

Fashion week in a budget. My fur isn't dead yet and there's NOT ENOUGH DUCT TAPE IN THE WORLD!! #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #nyfw #kimkardashian #yeezy #balmain

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 17, 2016 at 12:57pm PST

I. Woke. Up. Like. This. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #kimkardashian #iwokeuplikethis

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 14, 2016 at 1:16pm PST

Goooood morning sunshine. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #angelcandices

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 10, 2016 at 12:08pm PST

Rock. Thong. Sand. Photographer. Yoga #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #fitspo #stellamaxwell

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 8, 2016 at 11:21am PST

Dude it's Wednesday, Chill. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #khloekardashian #kendalljenner #kyliejenner @marikaaubrey @biancaboulden #joycebonelli

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 9, 2016 at 12:33pm PST

Ah, the pressures of school drop off. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #victoriasecret

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 7, 2016 at 12:39pm PST

The struggle is real. REALLY fucking real. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #bugaboo

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 6, 2016 at 1:05pm PST

When #waisttrainers are THE LEAST of your problems. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #coco

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 5, 2016 at 12:49pm PST

The weekends coming! Get into yourselves!!! #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #cindycrawford #giselebundchen

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 4, 2016 at 8:37pm PST

Hey New York, is still fucking freezing outside but at least the sun is shining. @lennykravitz and I have got your street style covered. BLANKETS AS SCARVES! #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #fashion #lennykravitz

A photo posted by Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) on Feb 2, 2016 at 1:00pm PST